Archives for category: Lost and found

If you lost your Artisan Tofurkey Andouille Sausage, it is roasting on a cable grate on Grand Street between Havemeyer and Roebling. No rush to retrieve it, as not even the pigeons are interested in this treat.

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If you lost your industrial fryer vat full of rancid cooking grease, it is on Frost Street between Graham Ave and Manhattan Ave on the south side of the street. Please come pick it up soon as its smell is intoxicating.

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If you lost your smartphone, it is at the 30th Ave N/Q station, half way up the northeast stairwell next to a glob of “gum” that looks like poop. I hope you sprang for phone insurance. (photo and item submission by Michele Filorimo)

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If your lost your decorative sack, it is at the corner of Powers and Humboldt. Please come pick it up quickly before it is filled with garbage from the White Castle.

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If you lost your apple crisp scented candle lamp, it is on Graham Avenue between Jackson and Withers streets.

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If you lost your lemon, it is on Powers Street between Judge and Olive Street on the windowsill of the garden apartment with the Nightmare Before Christmas curtains.

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If you lost your infant medicine dropper, it is on Ainslie between Humboldt and Bushwick on the south side of the street by the condos with the bear-proof garbage area. Please don’t retrieve it; sanitization has it’s limits.

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If you lost your vegetarian organic refried beans, they are on the west side of Bushwick Ave at Ainslie Street in front of Matt Torrey’s bar in the tree pit.

If you lost your giant pile of uncooked oatmeal, it is on Berry Street between North 9th and North 10th Streets on the west side of the street by the fire hydrant. It was last seen surrounded by gruff and hungry pigeons.

If you lost thirteen milk crates full of embroidery thread, they are on Metropolitan Ave between Graham and Manhattan.

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